The adventures of Brandy part 2

...... which turned out to be no easy thing.
I had to trawl numerous sights, dodgy as hell tryign not to accidentally bring up a page with 'cock rings', 'double ended dildos' and other quite unsavoury items. I was after the ideal stereotypical sex doll that you see on television. A sex doll has reached iconic status, a design icon like the light bulb and the Coca Cola label. Proven by Jake and Dinos Chapman in the 2003 turner prize UK where their sex dolls cast in bronze reached hi acclaim. The sterotypical doll has to have; open mouth, realistic (ha ha) face, blonde hair fake hair, arms that stick out at an un-natural angle, and bastically be disgusting and repulsive. Not the kind of thing that you really want to have sex with.
Finding one was hard. All the ones available did not fir the bill. They were all not the stereotypical type and dint fit the criterea, exept the disgusting and un-appealing part. They all had photographs of some porn stars face imprinted on them, no good, with titles like 'bonking bonita', i wont go into the rest, things like 'she is young, dumb and full of ......' exactly, yuk.
Needless to say they are not available over the internet in India. My friend comes from Australia and i was thinking about importing from there. However the dolls in australia were considerable more expensive then the UK, maybe because there is more demand, ha ha (im from the UK). I also discovered an article from a newspaper in Sydney that reconed you could rent one, No No No, wrong wrong wrong.
Apparently the sexdoll originates from Germany. During the second world war the German army was losing a lot of its soldiers to sexually transmitted diseases fromt the French prostitutes (perhaps a ploy by the French underground resistance, Hmm an episode of 'Alo Alo' there I feel?), so the needed an alternative to the lovely French young ladies. They came up with 'Gertrude' (or some thing like that oooh so sexy) the sex doll. They modelled her on the ideals of the perfect arean female; athletic, blonde, blue eyed, etc, made from foam rubber. However not many of the German soldiers found her attractive because she was too perfect (or parhaps it was because she was not real? now there is a though), so they had to build defects into her to make her more realistic. Goering was so pleased with Gertrude he ordered 50 straight away. Dirty man. But surely if they didnt was Gertrude propperly they would transmit diseave any how? Hmm how about contraception? Easy!!!
I eventually found my dream girl on www.barbrakelly.co.uk one of the more decent sites. Miss 'Big Boobed Brandy' fitted the stereotype perfectly and was damn cheap too.
Now all I had to do was get her to India from the UK ......